what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me
So this happened…and my life is complete
Finish this s
oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others