despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via marchfrst)

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

(via artxwpn)

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

(via marchfrst)

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noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

image

without it its just

image

NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

(Source: laptoplucifer, via marchfrst)

148,083 notes
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prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me

(via paradiseally)

6,350 notes
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teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

(via artxwpn)

29,507 notes
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queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via marchfrst)

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"I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date." — i.c. (via rattlejack)

(Source: delicatepoetry, via marchfrst)

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry, via marchfrst)

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via marchfrst)

215,546 notes
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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(via jakesenglish)

105,225 notes
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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via marchfrst)

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hi:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(Source: hi, via me-la-pelas-con-cinnamon)

133,372 notes
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"The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one." — Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

(via paradiseally)

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"I’m full of love, and nobody wants it." — Unknown  (via cool-ass-shit)

(Source: larmoyante, via paradiseally)

298,981 notes
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Paulina, 19, Mexico.


The Jonas Brothers are my babies, you DO NOT mess with my babies, understood? Good. Now, how about you check out the "about me" section, find something we have in common and fangirl with me, huh? sounds good? Ok. I love you.