fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via its-myheart-out)

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via charlie-bradbury-winchester)

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internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via rhealoveless)

204,885 notes
posted 3 days ago (© internetmessiah)
  • hot guy: *sneezes*
  • me: i'd say god bless you but it looks like he already did
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posted 3 days ago (© lustire)

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

(Source: poogie-bear, via fuckthebandboys)

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neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

(via clraft)

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australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(via charlie-bradbury-winchester)

312,379 notes
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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via clraft)

322,791 notes
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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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(Source: yorshs, via charlie-bradbury-winchester)

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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(via supernautral)

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via like---kindergarten)

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perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

(via bacito)

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Paulina, 19, Mexico.


The Jonas Brothers are my babies, you DO NOT mess with my babies, understood? Good. Now, how about you check out the "about me" section, find something we have in common and fangirl with me, huh? sounds good? Ok. I love you.